Things that.....SOUND dirty ??
( Part 1 of 8 )
Reindeer Games
Snow Balls
Whitey Bulger
Frigate
Lay-Away
Balmy
Tail Meat
Pole Climber
BonusHigh & Tight
Wood Polish
Shower Head
Community Dump
Dicker
Do It Yourself
Low Blow
Damaged &/or Leaky Hose
Backhole
Mrs. Chaney Loves Dick
Captain's Log
Outta' Whack



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Shouldn't Matrimony be called

Mattressmony ? - c.f.

I was thinkin'... Why aren't the Special Olympic medals & awards
all jak'd up? ...like all twisted up, crooked, with
holes in em' & shit? - c.f.     (0115)
(...please forgive my sick humor...)





+  +  +  +Moses Sanchez Says
"Let My People Mow !!"

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Pssssst...   hey buddy ??
...ya got any toilet paper over there ??

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Grampa always thought it was funny to hit

me on the way home from school with
a two-by-four as he drove past

...and even
funnier if it had rusty nails sticking out of it.

- c.f.

+  +  +  +Things that SOUND dirty??
( Part 4 of 8 )

(Most... 'made-up' by Curt Fillmore)

Jactation
Hanging Out
Purple Barney
Dog Leg
Drunken, Bald Headed, Monkey Sex
Whoops That one IS dirty!!
Pork Loin
Hard Drive
Self Tapping Screw
Pickle Liquor
Ellen DeGeneres
Johnson & Johnson
Dank Skank
Wine Box
Mouthpiece
Scrubs
Playing With Your Laptop
Full Load
Pouch
Dickins
Zamboni
Idaho
Bangin' On My Backdoor
Snatch
Stuffed Beaver

+  +  +  +Mankind's Greatest BlunderSelf Destruction, & Complete Waste of TimeThroughout all of History has been the Pursuitof, Belief in, & Contribution to: Religion.- c.f..+  +  +  +

 I have a deep-seated priority to always get
my money's worth, for instance, just before I go in to get my teeth cleaned,
while I'm in the waiting room, I like to eat a mouthful of Oreo's - c.f.

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How come ya never see
any Nun's w/ Babies?
.
Cannibal's LOVE

Free Toes!!
.
Born Under A Beer Sign
.
I think Band-Aids should look like bloody gashes

Carpet Shoes are the answer
to Tiled & Wooden Floors

NEVER play Cards with a man named Ace

NEVER trust a plumber whom wears rubber boots

And...
&.
NEVER, EVER, Trust a Fart

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Why do I ALWAYS discover I'm out of
toilet paper when I've JUST finished taking
the Browns to the Super Bowl?? - c.f.

Things that SOUND dirty??
( Part 3 of 8 )

BJ & The Bear
Drivin' a Stick
Stud Finder
Chocolate Ho Ho's
Tight Squeeze
Succotash
Bacon Drippings
Pole Vault
The Boob Tube
Lunchbox
Turner & Hootch
Smelly Kitty
Meet The Press
Mail Slot
Shawshank
COX
Nut Bag
Potsticker
Sour Puss
COX Installer
Rusty Trombone
Jack In The Box
Woodpecker

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Than Stupid

- c.f.

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Things that SOUND dirty??
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Things that SOUND dirty??
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5 Dollar Foot Long
Worn O-Ring
Spicey Meatballs
Hose Bag
Box Lunch
Eating at the "Y"
Wood Trim
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Grape Nuts
Tickle Me Elmo
Tiny Package
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Lick n' Stick
Log Jam
Cookie Sheets
Strap-on Nailer
Golf Clap
Steamed Meat
Hot Checks
Cumbersome Package
Movie Buff
Swap Meet
Working With My Staff
Shower Head
Policeman's Ball

 

 Things that..SOUND...dirty ??
( Part 8 of 8 )

Big Boned
Low Fluids
Nice Stroke
Entry Level Position
Members Only
Layman
Sweet Lips
Squishy
Mom's Hot
Hummer Lover
Snag
Oral Roberts
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Dewey Bush
How Long Can You Keep It Up?
Vacuum Bag
I Got Your Back
Low Blow
Mom's Gravy
Stocking Stuffer
North Pole
Meatpacker's Union
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Things that SOUND dirty??
( Part 6 of 8 )

Nasty Crack
Gettin' Off?
Dick Vermeil
Little Squirt
Bun Warmer
Hot Pocket
Crystal Balls
Shaved Ice
Meet in the Middle
Come From Behind
Flap Jacks
Feeling A Little Chubby
Soft Taco
Helmet Head
Six In The Morning
Gum Balls
Humpin' To Please
Nice Spread
Honey Jar
Peel My Nanner?
Creamer
Wet Muffin
Wobbly Stool
Yummy Pickle
Asbestos
Saltpeter
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+  +  +  +When I go shopping at a WalMart...I mean HELL-Mart
I like to put on some fluffy houseshoes, a cozy bathrobe and get a package of burritoand a six pack of beer before I start.I cook the burritos in the best microwave
oven I can find and then I take my time
shopping...eating burritos and drinking beer.
Mmmmmm...shopping...- c.f.

+  +  +  +.Isn't this FASCINATING ?

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Things that SOUND dirty??
( Part 5 of 8 )

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Pocket Comb
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Carpet Cleaner
Sassafras
Pole Dancer
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Manhole
Snatch n' Grab
Ball State
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~ ~ ~ Sometimes I see elderly people that need my help...and I feel bad
for not doing anything...especially
after that convoy of dump trucks runs over em...- c.f.~ ~ ~.+  +  +  +When my shower gets dustymy butt gets crusty- c.f.



Why are so many people
upset with Meth Labs?
So the dogs are a little jumpy - so what?

- c.f.