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- Relocated 12/20/14 -
.
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w/ a (twisted)
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.
.
Sometimes I dream
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and all the tiny, wonderful
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But I always, eventually,
wake myself up,
with all the screaming
& yelling from the townspeople
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I was thinkin'... Why aren't the Special Olympic medals & awards
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A couple of Kenny Wayne Shepherd's Fender Strats,...check my Videos page for the Kenny Wayne - Live - "Blue On Black" Video !.
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The Two pix above, are of the Fender Eric Clapton Signature Series Stratocaster "Blackie".To View the faithful Original Fender Custom ShopReproduction of "Blackie" check out: fender.com/features/blackie/blackie.In 1970, Clapton bought a handful of Stratocasters, Telecasters, and various other Fenders for $100.00 each at the Sho-Bud shop in Nashville, Tennessee. He took them back to England and gave one to George Harrison, one to Steve Winwood, and one to Pete Townshend. Clapton disassembled the remaining three and constructed "Blackie" out of the best components from each of them.
The Album "Slowhand" - 1977 - Showcases & is dedicated to Eric's Beloved "Blackie".
Recording the album "Slowhand" and the following 'Slowhand Tour' consisted of a band with a rhythm section comprised of three TULSA Musicians,...as Clapton became infatuated with The Tulsa Sound.
Clapton's Rhythm Section:
Dick Sims - Keyboards
Carl Radle - Bass
Jamie Oldaker - Drums
Check out Clapton's Steady Rollin' Man from 461 Ocean Blvd. which featured this Tulsa Rhythm Section - 11th song, within my Blues Music pg. http://curtslist.com/blues_music
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