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Sometimes I dream
that I'm a giant,
and all the tiny, wonderful
townspeople love me.
But I always, eventually,
wake myself up,
with all the screaming
& yelling from the townspeople
as I stomp on them 

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~ ~ ~

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Ya ever notice; No one
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And mostly helps everyone
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Soooo....

Hey Boys & Girls...
Here's a new cuss word !!
---- GODFUCK ----
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Mudslides/& Finally Floods
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No, YOU Fucked Yourself
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Fall into the Grand Canyon
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NOT GODFUCK
But Now YOU'RE A
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Possible GODFUCK
Was Grandma a 24 hr
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GODFUCK !!

 

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Smells Fishy
Pork Loins

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Ignorant, weak, religious people seem to think God is an entity, like an actual person living up in heaven looking down over all of us.
WE are all our own God. You are your God & I am mine. God is nothing more than our own conscious.
Throughout all of history religion has achieved nothing but massive death.
And what an incredible waste of time. We've all been brainwashed as children to believe this religious hogwash, which
instills nothing more than knowing what is right & what is wrong.

If any religion was worth one shit there wouldn't be so many of them.
If you believe in anything, Believe In YOURSELF

Besides, God only gets credit
for healing/saving people, & winning sporting events, even though both sides are shamlessly praying for the same outcome.

.

What about all the death & catastophe he allowed to happen in the
first place??

.

And what kind'a
f'n God kills
so many children ?

.

Who created
the life you live?
Who works for that life?
Who protects that life?
YOU

So Own It !!

...Jeez

 

 

 

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Victoria's Secret
Mannequin Gwen,
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With The New
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Creamer

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Duh??

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Far worse than any non-believer or Athiest ever could ? Preachers & Ministers that continue to peddle that brainwashing horse shit for nothing more than their mega-church profits. And those child raping, dress wearin', old, ass wipes called Priests. Each and every one of them needs to feel the business end of a few hundred baseball bats to the raping man-junk under those rediculous, fucking moo moo's they all wear.
And then sent to prison; where kid raping pieces of shit belong.

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Another thing in life I've never
understood is Why do so many couples slap leather to make babies ?
Some of them seem to make babies just for the hell of it weather they can afford them or not, or even know, or trust, that their freakin' mate
is stable enough
or trustworthy enough
to even stick around. 

We only get one shot at this life.
Why in the hell are people in such
a f'n hurry to complicate the shit
out of their lives ??
Child care alone will cost at least
a thousand bux a month
per kid

My Theory: 99% of most people on this planet were accidents, yet no one will ever admit it.

Why can't people just enjoy their f'n lives without creating chaos ??

Just Say NO - People !! Grow a pair & just have some damn fun with your mate for a couple of years !! Unless you really want a 20 year setback of pain, grief, regret & no control over your own damn life.
Just wait a few years.
Or better yet
Just Don't Have Kids.

Just Say Fuk Dat !!

Most of these people (Breeders) - leave their parents &/or finish school & desparately, slap leather, searching for a mate - in every way possible including internet dating sites & bars because they can't handle being alone for any length of time whatsoever, although none of them will ever admit it. Then they find someone whom they claim is their f'n soulmate, whom they say they want to grow old with, whom they say they want to do sooo many great/fun things with. They spend an insane/idiotic amount of money getting married on stupid, meaningless rings, wedding dresses, cakes, dinners & other assorted stupid shit & then, before they even truly know each other & usually within a few months, they get pregnant, 99% by accident, although none of them will ever admit it, and throw every bit of that fairy tale bullshit right out the window.

Now they will do nothing they had planned, and see exactly no parts of the world as they begin supporting & nurturing a selfish, narrcissistic, conceited, completely helpless life form for the next 18 years, many of which will be spent doing every single thing for the little vegetable in their every waking hour, continuously smelling baby shit, spending untold stacks of money - including feeding it & basically keeping it alive, while trying to work, keep the bills paid, put food on the table, stay healthy, stay happy, keep the marriage going, and keep from getting shot.

Eventually, while going broke, and hurtling even faster toward eminent death, there might be a very small window in time of possible pleasentness, discovery & fun to experience, together, between the ages of 2-12. Ten whole years may be peaceful, loving, & full of adventure & learning opportunities. Daily teaching that poor child - YOUR religion, politics, lifestyle, values & personality along the way (Never once considering how fucked up You've been your entire life).

Sooner or later they will experience their loving gift from God (gag me) turn into a purely self centered, phone loving, totally entightled, teen parasite, that owes it's entire existance to nothing & no one but their parents, grow to hate them, redicule them, steal from them, & basically do everything it can to avoid &/or escape them, usually just to hook up with someone & have as much sex & drugs & booze as they possibly can. Finally, eighteen  long years have passed, including every cent you ever earned, every nice thing you ever cherished & every dream you ever had,
and...you...wonder...What the fuck happened to my f'n life ??

And most people just have more of
these sorry little leech fuckers, all while whining & complaining about them to anyone that will listen. As if life isn't hard enough all by itself. - It's not enough for them to toil for the rest of their lives just for food & shelter, but they have to create a clone of themselves that has no choice in the matter but to live that same life in a world that just keeps getting more & more crowded, competitive, polluted, crude, & violent. Most of these breeders like to blame it all on that 3000 yr. old book of fairytales that they were brainwashed into believing at church. They've never had an original thought in their sorry ass brains since they were spawned & do it because they think "You're Supposed To ????" The real culprit though is being unable to keep their naughty parts covered & unable to control their own junk.
We all just desperately want someone, anyone...to simply touch our pee pee's and we'll do anything to make it happen.

Including screwing up our entire lives.

Just...Say...NO...PEOPLE !!!

Humans..are..just..

SO..incredibly..stupid

Humans are worse than animals when spawning mouths to feed because we have a choice.

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...
The Two pix above, are of the Fender Eric Clapton Signature Series Stratocaster "Blackie".To View the faithful Original Fender Custom ShopReproduction of "Blackie" check out: fender.com/features/blackie/blackie.In 1970, Clapton bought a handful of Stratocasters, Telecasters, and various other Fenders for $100.00 each at the Sho-Bud shop in Nashville, Tennessee. He took them back to England and gave one to George Harrison, one to Steve Winwood, and one to Pete Townshend. Clapton disassembled the remaining three and constructed "Blackie" out of the best components from each of them.
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Believing in Any Religion Instead of Yourself is Completely Idiotic and a Complete Waste of Time

But...

I Gotta' Draw The Line On Any Religion That Requires Too Much Rediculous Shit

Such As...
ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

Old Men In Dresses
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Languages/Songs No One
Can Pronounce
Much Less Speak &/or Sing
Chanting
Pedophilia
ANY Old Men
In Dresses
Raping Children
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Any F'n Reason
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Prayers
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Head Bowls/Caps
Dreidels
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No Bacon
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or Full Body Drapes
Blasphemy
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Yeahhhh....Yank Me

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Anything/Anyone
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Bible Study
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In The Name of
Jesus Right Up To The Point Of Getting Bit & Dying

So are you beginning to see how completely stupid religion is ??

There is NO definitive physical or archaeological evidence that Jesus ever  existed at all

That name has naver been found anywhere in any form other than the bible

So explain to me - what kind of God would allow the heinous torture & execution of over 6 million innocent men, women & children by an Insane Nazi & his Army of Murdering German Psychopaths?

That's pretty much the ONLY proof you need that no god exists in anyone's form of moronic religion

And Never Has

 

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You can read your bible & worship all you want at home - people.


Same for Schools; Home Schools don't get shot up. (...yet)


The reason these places are
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Honey Bunches of Goats

 

 

Ed Gore'sCooling Fans for Globes


.Dildo Baggins
Often overlooked
& rediculed brother
of unemployed hobbit
actor; Bilbo, yet very
successful Shire
round door salesman
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Squint Eastwood

.Nugget Farms
Assisted Living Communities
For Boneless Chickens
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The New Animal Planet
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EEL OR NO EEL!
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Booger Queen
Gentlemens Clubs


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Rance Bigguns' New
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Camera Assisted Apps


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Skeesix Mushler's
Giant, Wall Mountable
iPhones

Johnny Whirlpool's
Dick Museum
Dick Van Dyke
Moby Dick
Dick Nixon
Dick Cavett
Dick Button
Dick Vitale
Andy Dick
Dick Gautier
& Dick Cheney


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Bomar Phelp's
Anti-Impression
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For when ya
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feelin' it...


Densmore Pontiac's
Pancake Flavored
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Chef Endorsed
NEW Planter's
Nut Spray
"Just Squirt
Some Nut
On It!!"

.

Byewly Longwon
& Keurig Poonjab's
Award Winning
Two Man
Marching Band
Performing Live
This Saturday
At The Walmart
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To Check Out The
Longwon Poojab Band
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You Have
A Friend
In Cheeses

 


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